A graduate teaching assistant is in his cubicle conducting office hours when a voluptuous female student walks in. Not the best of students, she seems, uh... remarkably eager to improve her performance.

"I would do anything to pass this exam," she says, leaning closer to him. She flips back her hair seductively, gazing meaningfully into his eyes.

"I mean..." she whispers, "I would do anything."

He looks at her, perplexed. "Anything?"

"Anything," she repeats.

The graduate assistant smiles. He leans forward, pressing his mouth just behind her ear. He whispers, "Would you .. study?"